The Bard of Salford

Like a nightclub in the morning, you're the bitter end; like a recently disinfected shithouse, you're clean round the bend...

John Cooper Clarke is coming to the Ass Rooms, Derby. Alex Blood and I have tickets and we're pretty excited to have the opportunity, given JC's fragile condition and my imminent departure from our grey and twisted land.

Whether or not you like Sugar Puffs, JC is a great institution - particularly in performance poetry and punk circles, and especially for those of us who live outside the M25.

Rather than take my word for it, why not have a peek at this vid below:

Obviously been to Derby before, then.

Friday 28th, 8pm. Be there.